Welcome to Lauren Dean's Web Page

Lauren Dean
Class of 2021
English Major/Business Minor

Short Bio

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening, I am Lauren, hear me roar. I am a near-21-year-old from outside D.C., now attending Boston University so that I may obtain a much-covetted bachelors degree in English, hopefully even before 2021. Since I know you must already be so intrigued, please continue reading this page so you may satisfy all your curiosity about myself and my wonderful and exciting life.

Activities & Interests

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Metal Music

Horns up for heavy metal! And black metal, and death metal, and doom metal... really, all metal. I've been a fan of the genre ever since I became a teenager, and I've been a fan of plain ol' rock music for as long as I could remember. I got into the genre thanks to bands like Five Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, and Avenged Sevenfold. Nowadays, my top bands are Mastodon, Avatar, Machine Head, and Lamb of God. Since my introduction to this magnificient genre, I've seen all of the Big Four in concert, save for Megadeth, but the one band I will always regret never being able to see live is Pantera. Aside from supporting the music as much as I can through merch and music purchases, I go to concerts as often as I am able--meaning that this period of widespread concert cancellations is difficult for me, but don't worry, I shall perservere despite these outrageoues circumstances, and buy more music so I can support the Metal genre from afar.


My Dogs

I have a couple dogs, and althought they are undeniably functionally useless, I would fight a bear, mountain lion, or kangaroo for them without hesitation. How does that make any sense? It doesn't. But, nevertheless, I am a very big fan of these small creatures, so much so that I pick up their poop in plastic bags every day and pay over a thousand dollars on vet bills so the older one can get her teeth yanked. And, in return, they beg me for my food and give me regular (too-regular) tongue baths, without my even having to ask. Anyways, the one of the left is Chelsea, AKA Chel Bell, and she is a total b*tch that rules all wolfpacks with an iron paw, no matter how far outside her own weight class she may be, and the one on the right is Zia, AKA Z-B, and she is an absolute baby who will jump into your arms in order to get protection from other dogs. They are both idiots, and I love them so much.


Cool Cars

Listen, I don't ask for much in life. I don't buy expensive clothes or shoes, I don't go on many vacations, and I don't spend everything I have on drugs and alcohol. All I need to be happy is just a single, really cool looking car, in a very obnoxious and fiery color. American-made cars, particularly those in the GMC family, are highly preferred. Speed is a must. Good stereo is also a must (the better to blast the heavy metal music with, my dear). In short, camaros are perfection, and I am very upset that GMC pulled the plug on their production for the foreseeable future.

Jeep Wranglers