1) What would you most likely use mayonaise for?
Nothing
Hamburger
Cold Deli Sandwich
Potato Chips

2) If you were hungry during third period, and lunch began after sixth, what would you eat?
Your Lunch
Your Friend's Food
A Piece of Notebook Paper
Your Hand

3) What would you rather have?
Five Goats (Males and Females)
Three Cows (M&F)
Happy the Evil Stuffed Sheep
Fetal Huhn

4) What LANGUAGE do you think is the most effective?
English
German
Dinglish
Spanglish

5) If you were a Snowflake, how many sides would you have?
0
1.3
6
157

6) How loud should 1998 World Cup Music be played?
I don't like World Cup music
Softly
If the K-Wing can't hear it, it isn't loud enough!
How about "I Want Stanley!" instead?

7) Who should we give Kyle's KEY to?
Kyle
Julie
Kate
Frau Skudra

8) Are you a stalker?
No
Yes
Kinda
Matters who you ask

9) Have you ever used FREEBASE? And if so, how many times?
No
Yes, 15000 give or take a million
Yes, but I can only count it out if I take off my shoes
Yes, once... but I've been in one high constantly for eight years

10) Woop woop...
Gather all the Chickens
Shoot the kittens with a gun
Gather all the seniors
Slaughter all the Freshman

11) Spliff is:
spliff
Yeah, Spliff!
marijuana
Awesome!

12) In Holland, what do you put your mayonnaise on?
Fries
Quarter-Pounder w/Cheese
Royale w/Cheese
Legal Hash

13) Someone (maybe Brian) comes up to you and says: "I'll fight you!" You respond...
by crying
"I'll fight you back!"
"No, I'll fight YOU!"
"Good."

14) Which instruments are saxophones?
Alto Sax
Alto, Tenor, and Bari Saxes
All instruments invented by Adolphe Sax
"I'll fight you!"

15) Synthesia is...
A confusion of the senses
Something caused by hallucinations
A gift from my friend, "Acid"
Great!

16) "Yeah, _______!"
Dog
Bad Dog
Young'un
Kid

17) Please Choose the best route from Masco to West Boxford:
Masco-I95-Killam Hill-Kelsey-Ipswich
Masco-I95-Topsfield Rd-Herrick-Ipswich
Masco-I95-Cross-Depot-Boren-Georgetown Rd-High Ridge-Herrick-Ipswich
"Why would you want to go to West Boxford?"

18) What is the best World Cup song?
Three Lions ("It's coming home...")
Cup of Life
Instrumental remix of Clementine
Busta Rhyme's "Fire it up!"

19) Ms. Rubisco is best at...
Gluconeogenesis
Getting hit by javelin-like sticks
Talking about things that don't happen
the Fishing Game

20) Which is furthest away from Masco?
Boston
Chicago
Abu-Dhabi
West Boxford

21) If you have a soda tab, you should...
Make a necklace
Collect 999,999 more so you have a million
Give it to Mr. Thomas
Put it in Kyle's locker

22) Mr. CZ asks: "Is that Hotmail???" You answer:
"Yes."
"Hotmail? Where?"
"I'll fight you!"
"Is that a kid over there playing SOLITAIRE?!?!?!"

23) You hear Cake's "The Distance" and you...
Decide to go commuting
Decide to go driving
Decide to go CRUISIN'
Ask where the guy in the song is going for his Speed

24) Niederschlagen is:
A long word
German for "to beat down"
Lots of fun
A command word to begin battling

25) What is the best substance to color your lips with?
A Clinique "Chubby Stick"
Chalk
Chinese Marker
"Black Raven" Raven's Revenge

26) If you are fighting a thief, and then it slays you, you should...
Die peacefully
Stab him quickly so that you both die
Curse him with your dying breath
Submit to the darkness, inhabit his body, and hope you didn't damage him too much.