w. Peter O'Keefe                d. Anthony Santa Croce

Basher Malone.................. Steve Strong
Tippy Ryan..................... Vic Tayback
Ma Malone...................... Marie Denn
Ursula..........................Marlene Casamento
Cindy...........................Brinke Stevens
Hurt Wrestler...................Gregory Uhland
Trog............................Magic Schwartz
Announcer.......................Scott St.James
Lockjaw.........................Jack "Wildman" Armstrong