Step 1: Buy a Car
Duh... obviously you need a car first to drive
Go to a car dealership and talk to the salesman to purchase one. Either manual or automatic car is up to you I would recommend getting a manual sports car like the one in the picture. These are cool, but would lie on the pricier side.
If you want to add modifications to your car, you should consider the legality of it since most speed modifications (for example) are illegal since it will be dangerous.
Step 2: Get in the car and start the engine
For manual cars, clutches are NOT important "wink", "wink". You should NOT pull the clutch to shift gears. Shifting gear up gradually are for the WEAK
For automatic cars, you only need to care about the gas pedal. NEVER let go of the gas pedal or your car will explode. Brakes are also for scaredy cats so don't touch them. Speed limits are purely decorational
Step 3: Starts driving
Honestly just drive like you are Go-karting. If you hit other people, remember to say sorry!
Hit the gas and never let go of it, as stated above; Then, just dodge and weave through traffic to gain maximum time efficiency. You don't want to be late for work!
To steer the driving wheel, use your feet to steer. This stimulate the feeling of connecting the car to your feet's muscle memory as if you're just walking at insane speed. You can now call yourself "The Flash".
Step 4: Scenarios while driving
Driving in the countryside
You might consider installing sickles at the bottom of the car. Utilizing your car as a tractor would minimize costs.
Scout for cows, pigs, and other farm animals. If you run them over, that's free dinner. Just don't blow up the car, that would make well done steak and those are awful.
Driving up a mountain
As per usual, keep your foot on the gas for constant acceleration or you'll might not make it uphill. There totally isn't a
*) One important note, sliding down mountains with your car could be an extremely fun experience (just like those red bull clips with people riding down a mountain with a bicycle). I don't get why this is not a popular sport?
Step 5: Final Step
REMEMBER TO HAVE FUN AND BLAST MUSIC LOUDLY EVEN IF IT IS 3 AM IN DOWNTOWN BOSTON
Just don't do that in my neighborhood please...