Be a Good BU Student
Being the perfect BU student is hard work. Keep reading to learn more about how to be the perfect BU student. 🧑🎓
Step 1: Show up late to every class
Make sure to get to class at least 5 minutes after it starts. Be loud when you walk through the doors and take your time with finding a seat. Don't pay attention during lecture either. Watch a TV show, scroll on your phone, or do homework for another class.
Step 2: Shove yourself onto an already very packed T
This is CRUCIAL to being the perfect BU student. Make sure to keep your bag on so it hits everyone around you. Bonus points if you don't let people get off the T before you get on.
DO NOT PAY FOR THE T. EVER.
Step 3: Spend all of your time and money at the George Sherman Union
Why go to class when you can spend 4+ hours socializing with everyone you've ever met at the GSU? Grab a bite to eat and ignore all of your responsibilities. Make sure to not clean up after yourself either. Leave all the tables a total mess.
Step 4: Steal from City Convenience Store
NEVER PAY FOR ANYTHING AT CITY CO. Their snacks are way too expensive.
Step 5: Wait until the last minute to start all of your homework
Procrastinate everything. That project you've known about for months? A 12-page essay that was assigned to you at the beginning of the semester? Wait until the last minute to start all of it. It's so worth it. Bonus points if you very obviously use ChatGBT on all of your assignments. Your professors will love this! ♥
Step 6: Smoke outside Questrom
If you're a BU student, and you study business, you MUST smoke a cigarette outside for everyone else to inhale. Make it everyone's problem.
Most importantly, HAVE FUN!!!!! College doesn't really require any hard work. Remember that ☺